Nobody wants to loose weight

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Now during the recession, you may find out, that you'll have to cut your expenses. You may end up buying less clothes, houses, cars or even sex.

My father always told me, that poor drunk should not eat. So I thought, that I could save money by eating less. However there was one side effect, which ruined the whole plan. Let's face it - nobody wants to loose weight.

1) All the cool clothes you have bought from second hand shop become too large. So instead of saving, you end up buying new clothes. Your jeans won't stay up, so you'll have to buy a belt, which means more expenses.

2) While loosing your mass, you are more likely to get beaten by other urban guerrillas, while defending you booze. That means raising costs at hospital and raising costs, when you have to buy new bottle, because you lost the fight.

3) Loosing weight makes you healthier, which means longer life and more expenses.

4) Loosing weight makes you more attractive with women, which means more girlfriends and naturally more expenses.

So as we have learned, our parents does not know everything. Poor drunk must eat.

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