Politically correct cartoons

News Type: Opinion — Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:48 AM EDT

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Jesus, hot chick from Seattle and Mohammed

To increase the peace on Earth, I decided to make a guide, how to draw politically correct cartoons. Here's few examples.

Jesus

There is not that much rules how Jesus should be drawn. Some people think that Jesus should be drawn to be white. Still avoid adding flying bigs to the same picture (non flying are fine, but not with Mohammad). Avoid also hints about Jesus liking too much vine and about Josef being easy to fool.

Hot chick

Now who would not enjoy watching beautiful people? Answer: Everyone not Scandinavian. Now this is a correct way to draw beautiful people with beautiful body.

Mohammed

I'm not really that familiar with Islam, but I know that you should not draw Mohammed's face. Avoid also hints about terrorism, because Islam is the religion of the peace. Though there are persistant rumours about 40 virgins.

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Pasi

Make peace - not politically incorrect cartoons.

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#1 - Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:53 AM EDT

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Jay in Lake Stevens, WA

Brilliant. :)

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2 votes

#2 - Sat Jun 7, 2008 2:05 PM EDT

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MinnieApolis

Actually it's 72 virgins but who's counting?
And actually it may not be virgins you get -- I read that it may have been a mis-translation of '72 white raisins of crystal clarity', whatever that means. Not much incentive that way, is it?

I am puzzled by reference to 'flying bigs'. Pasi, what do you mean by flying bigs. That he rose up into heaven???

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#3 - Sat Jun 7, 2008 7:11 PM EDT

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Pasi

Evolution - when pigs fly. Jesus is more intelligent design guy.

Now glad you asked, because these kinds of cultural conflicts with cartoons may cause wars - or at least bombings.

And with Mohammed, pig is seen as a filthy animal. Don't draw them to the same cartoon.

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1 vote

#3.1 - Sun Jun 8, 2008 2:29 AM EDT

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krishna-167929

I'm not really that familiar with Islam, but I know that you should not draw Mohammed's face.

Are you sure about that?

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2 votes

#4 - Sun Jun 8, 2008 12:56 AM EDT

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Pasi

Well - with cartoons you can never be too safe. Guns don't kill - cartoons do.

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1 vote

#4.1 - Sun Jun 8, 2008 2:24 AM EDT

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Yolanthe

Jesus in white bandages!Nobody would want to see the face of Mohamnmed actually! I don't for just the thought of doing that makes me feel quite ill. He is not a nece person in history with his wars!

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#5 - Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:28 AM EDT

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