
Picture from children''s playground.
House of Sado Maso (pseudonym sauna)
This is a story that makes Adult Movie Awards look like a church visit.
I was spending Sunday with my family at the children's playground. While playing, I noticed a terrible sculpture, which can easily be seen from children's playground.
You know me and how worried I'm about immorality, so I was forced to take few pictures about them. I'll have to apology you to putting these pictures online, but the World has to know.
What happens inside this building, is beyond the imagination. The sculpture, where naked people are holding some kind of whips and other perverted equipment, make the Thai massage look like - Thai massage.
But I promise you, that this won't stop here. I'm already planning to infiltrate this building and reveal the immorality. I'll just have to find my handcuffs and leather boots first.
See also: Humour: Finland - the promised land of neo-nazis
We all have to make sacrifices in the name of investigative journalism, Pasi. Your sacrifice will obviously be to be chained to the bed and whipped. Don't worry...we're all with you, metaphorically speaking. We feel your pain.
Which gives me an idea. Maybe I'll write something about the German brewing industry. Obviously I too will need to sacrifice my time and energy on this arduous task. I will need to go out and conduct detailed and extensive research into the subject.
If you need me I'll be in the pub down the road - suffering for you all!
I admire your dedication, Pasi, and yours too, cartooncat.
And in that spirit, watch for my expose of what really goes on in a Turkish bath.
Yeah, but it's all for the sake of journalism.
That's just for the picture.
Pasi, if you see a very bossom, very beautiful, very blond, very blue-eyed lady there with a smile on her face she is probably the one who once whipped some sense into me. I will never forget her.
Just mention a red headed Irishman. She will know.
bosomy
wow, i think i will take on take drug industry. maybe there is some sort of conspiracy going on in the manufacture and distribution of pain management medications and other mood altering drugs. i just know there is something afoot, and i intend to get to the source. there are folks that have a hard time getting these type of meds for whatever reasons. maybe if our elected officials were better medicated, we would not have the problems we have today. medicated people are happy people.
luv,
ron
ron, I think I understand what you are saying but if you had seen the blond you would know drugs were not a consideration. She was enough!
Thank you pasi, cartoon cat....your dedication to writing the wrongs drives me to tears.
Pasi...vid of your sting op a must....(only if bosomy redhead goes along for the ride)
Egg yokes and nutty meats are covered by hard shells, so... this building a shell for the protection of sado masochism. Let it be, concerned parent. In Finland the age of consent is about 15, so by the time one reaches adulthood in the twenties the usual routine of sex is pretty well worn out and looking for Mr. Goodbar becomes the thing to do. Obviously this building protects many Mr., Mrs., and Miss, Goodbars. So, do not be surprised to find Finnish politicians, teachers, shop workers, your friends, wealthy, and upper middle class financiers in the building that appalls you so.
There's no one more qualified to 'get to the bottom' of this issue. I await your findings with sadistic glee.
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